Author: Heavy Feather

  • I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.3

    “When it comes to dating why do men lead with penis and pay less heed to what’s actually going on?” – Missa, Orlando, FL H.M.S Pinafore The divorce demagnetized my moral compass, names as colonial British sea power. I look in the mirror for where the cannonball of her teeth landed. Got a sex and/or…

  • “Dog-eared”: William Henderson Reviews The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde

    “Dog-eared”: William Henderson Reviews The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde

    I’ve enjoyed Jasper Fforde since his first novel, The Eyre Affair, introduced us to Thursday Next and her adventures in book world, and then my appreciation for Fforde deepened as he took a break from Thursday and began a series of books based on nursery rhymes and the detective who investigates nursery crimes. Now, Fforde returns…

  • “Dog-eared”: William Henderson on Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple

    “Dog-eared”: William Henderson on Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple

    To: YouFrom: Heavy Feather ReviewRe: Where’d You Go, Bernadette You know from the beginning that Bernadette Fox is missing, and that her daughter, Bee, is doing what she can to find her mother, including reading e-mails to, from, and about Bernadette; reviewing memorandums sent home from her school, the Galer Street School; reviewing presentation transcripts;…

  • I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.2

    “You live in Florida, right? As I’m sure you know, oral sex is illegal in the Sunshine State. What is the maximum penalty for oral sex there, and what is a likely sentence for a first offender?” – Joshua Kleinberg, Akron, Ohio In The Getaway Car Carl stretched his foreskin taut, stared at the face…

  • “Dog-eared: What Matters Most, How You Feel When You’re Together”: William Henderson on David Leviathan’s Every Day

    “Dog-eared: What Matters Most, How You Feel When You’re Together”: William Henderson on David Leviathan’s Every Day

    The main character in Every Day, the new young-adult novel by David Levithan (one-half of the team behind bestsellers like Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist; Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares; Will Grayson, Will Grayson) is both—and neither—boy and girl, and short one reference to gender on the back cover (which may be fixed by now, since…

  • I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.1

    “Which fast food produces the best dirty sanchez?” – Mike Buffalo, San Francisco, California I’m Lovin’ It Max always looked for labias shaped like New Jersey sinking into the Atlantic. He always kept a bottle of Sprite chilled at bedside, practicing how to explain it wasn’t there to rinse her out of his mouth, but enhance…

  • “Coming of Age Glacially”: A Review of Jerry Gabriel’s Drowned Boy by Robert Boucheron

    “Coming of Age Glacially”: A Review of Jerry Gabriel’s Drowned Boy by Robert Boucheron

    Jerry Gabriel quickly sets the scene in his first book of stories, linked by place and characters. In “Boys Industrial School,” the third sentence reads: “Beyond Nate and Donnie Holland there was just the desolate November woods and the endless hills and Milford Run meandering next to the road among the thickets.” The entire book…

  • “Less Pom-Pom, More Circumstance”: William Henderson Reviews Dare Me by Megan Abbott

    “Less Pom-Pom, More Circumstance”: William Henderson Reviews Dare Me by Megan Abbott

    Cheerleading and friendship, in sixteen-year-old Addy Hanlon’s world—brilliantly created by Edgar Award-winning Megan Abbott in the just-out Dare Me—vie for Most Competitive Sport in the weeks leading up to the big game, where a scout may just help the varsity cheerleading squad get a shot at regionals. What you’ve heard about cheerleaders, and what you’ve…

  • “Strange Bravery I Pay the Gods For,” a poem by Sarah Bartlett

    “Strange Bravery I Pay the Gods For,” a poem by Sarah Bartlett

    We close our eyesso we don’t have to seeeach other. I drive my carthis way and die three timesa week. I keep coming back—life is relentless in its lesson.I drive my car past your housewith my eyes closed and arrive inAtlantic City. I play the penny slotsand stare at Cleopatra.I drop coins in her asp’smouth…