Category: Side A

“I am confused where the pineapple goes.” – emoboysandgirls Acres On Acres On Acres I tease the match head against Arthur’s collarbone, chin, and temple. His nose humblebrags about all the deforestation going on. Arthur moves slightly when a squall of Cruzan 151 crashes against the loosely buttoned island. The Viagra has an hour left to…

“Guys and breasts—what’s the big deal?” —mschristinewrites Borealis Samuel struggles to keep his eyes above the raven haired woman’s chest as she walks out of Lamaze class. Samuel’s shoulder aches, the phantom palm of his father coaxing him forward. “This isn’t Everest,” the memory of Samuel’s father’s cigarette ash rasp unspools, ties around Samuel’s wrists, elbows,…

“Why am I single?” —Meghan F., Kissimmee, FL Silkworm Today, her palm print blisters everywhere she touched. I try and steal back every breath she took, but my lungs act like the Wet Bandits. I fold everything into arks as the room fills. I fold the arks into nuclear reactors, breach every core. This will keep…

“Why do people compromise themselves into misery when they’re ‘in love?’” – Marissa, Orlando, FL A Christmas Story My father unpacked disappointment from the steamer chest, falling on my body like a blanket; it’s why she laughs after making my underwear an illusion. Got a sex and/or dating question for J. Bradley? E-mail him here.…

“When it comes to dating why do men lead with penis and pay less heed to what’s actually going on?” – Missa, Orlando, FL H.M.S Pinafore The divorce demagnetized my moral compass, names as colonial British sea power. I look in the mirror for where the cannonball of her teeth landed. Got a sex and/or…

“Which fast food produces the best dirty sanchez?” – Mike Buffalo, San Francisco, California I’m Lovin’ It Max always looked for labias shaped like New Jersey sinking into the Atlantic. He always kept a bottle of Sprite chilled at bedside, practicing how to explain it wasn’t there to rinse her out of his mouth, but enhance…