“Which fast food produces the best dirty sanchez?” – Mike Buffalo, San Francisco, California
I’m Lovin’ It
Max always looked for labias shaped like New Jersey sinking into the Atlantic. He always kept a bottle of Sprite chilled at bedside, practicing how to explain it wasn’t there to rinse her out of his mouth, but enhance the moment.
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