I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.1

“Which fast food produces the best dirty sanchez?” – Mike Buffalo, San Francisco, California

I’m Lovin’ It

Max always looked for labias shaped like New Jersey sinking into the Atlantic. He always kept a bottle of Sprite chilled at bedside, practicing how to explain it wasn’t there to rinse her out of his mouth, but enhance the moment.

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