Category: Side A

  • I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.2

    “You live in Florida, right? As I’m sure you know, oral sex is illegal in the Sunshine State. What is the maximum penalty for oral sex there, and what is a likely sentence for a first offender?” – Joshua Kleinberg, Akron, Ohio In The Getaway Car Carl stretched his foreskin taut, stared at the face…

  • I Am Trying to Break Your Sex Laws 2.1

    “Which fast food produces the best dirty sanchez?” – Mike Buffalo, San Francisco, California I’m Lovin’ It Max always looked for labias shaped like New Jersey sinking into the Atlantic. He always kept a bottle of Sprite chilled at bedside, practicing how to explain it wasn’t there to rinse her out of his mouth, but enhance…

  • “Curating,” an essay about the love poem by J. Bradley

    “Curating,” an essay about the love poem by J. Bradley

    Curating Inevitably, love fails, through break ups, divorce, or death. For most, this is incredibly hard to swallow, except for the poet who continues to write love poems. The concern from some potential partners is that they will become fodder, research, like instead of fucking them behind the stacks in some unused part of the…