“You live in Florida, right? As I’m sure you know, oral sex is illegal in the Sunshine State. What is the maximum penalty for oral sex there, and what is a likely sentence for a first offender?” – Joshua Kleinberg, Akron, Ohio
In The Getaway Car
Carl stretched his foreskin taut, stared at the face bubbling up beneath. His left hand rubbed the sleep, the hangover from his eyes. He didn’t believe Rachel when she said this would happen if he kept treating women like burial grounds.
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J. Bradley is the author of Dodging Traffic (Ampersand Books, 2009), The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You Is a Robot (Safety Third Enterprises, 2010), My Hands Are As Thick As Dreams (Patasola Press, 2011), and the e-chapbooks A Patchwork of Rooms Furnished by Mistakes (Deckfight Press, 2011) and Our Hearts Are Power Ballads (Artistically Declined Press, 2011). He lives at iheartfailure.net.
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