Having spent all their money developing a hovering Dog Catcher Mobile, the city’s fascist dog oppressors turn to a cat’s impression of a police siren to alert the town to the important fucking work they’re doing. Because nothing says “GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY” like a tubby cat screeching into a megaphone.
Paul Arrand Rodgers was a contributor to Heavy Feather Review issue 1.1. In addition, his poetry and stories have appeared or are forthcoming in Knockout, JMWW, Monkeybicycle, and elsewhere. Follow Heathcliff Explained on Tumblr, then check out Date with a Wrestler and Fear of a Ghost Planet.