Goals for next year’s Garbage-Men’s Ball:
- Hire the actual Stray Cats, as opposed to a group of stray cats and their Muppet friend.
- Infringe on copyrights that appeal to an older audience.
- Invite more than one woman.
- Remember to not send invitations to clone garbage-men.
- Clean shit from stage.
Paul Arrand Rodgers was a contributor to Heavy Feather Review issue 1.1. In addition, his poetry and stories have appeared or are forthcoming in Knockout, JMWW, Monkeybicycle, and elsewhere. Follow Heathcliff Explained on Tumblr, then check out Date with a Wrestler and Fear of a Ghost Planet.